Melissa Bałut Fondakowski

Homosyllogism

1. 

She is her hair.
Her hair is in my mouth.
Therefore, she is in my mouth.


2.

I desire her.
She does not stop me.
Therefore, she desires me.


3.

All girls have crushes.
She and I are both girls.
Therefore, she crushes me.





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Melissa Bałut Fondakowski is a professional non-profit consultant, editor and writer. She is the author of Out, a novel, and What are you Waiting For? Seven Steps to Help You Write and Publish Your Book Now, an Amazon eBook. Recent work has appeared in San Francisco Magazine and GIA Reader. She writes regularly at Unfit to Print.